February 2012
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I really can’t picture anyone at all having a...
Best laid plans...
My 21st is on Saturday! SATURDAY. HOLY CRAPSICLES.
I literally have no idea what I’m meant to be doing for uni this week.
me: The other day I saw Star Trek and...
friend: oh, that's the show that is kinda a spin-off from Star Wars, isn't it?
me:
friend:
me:
friend:
me: OMFG WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU
me: HOW DARE YOU
me: I'M NOT YOUR FRIEND ANY MORE
me: I'M NOT GOING TO TALK TO YOU ANY MORE
friend: but could you please explain...
me: NO, I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU ANY MORE. BYE.
Getting my hair dyed back to red with some bright foils. Yesssss! Loving that hair dye smell!
I feel baddddd
Also hot and tired. Do not want to go to youth.
Green eyes.
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
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